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gibberish? Tell me about it.

This is how family,friends,relatives or anybody gets censured by way of making an unfortunate social contact with him. (Who is "him"? That's coming up presently) Life for them has become an unending session of tough endurance.Even though I do not know what I'm trying to say in this post (which is an apparent understatement), it would be a great thing to glorify the sacrifices that people around me have made.

The title of this post speaks volumes about the typer ( books:authors :: posts:typers -Ooops there I go again ) but it would not do much harm to elucidate a few points about him (him==Him,maybe?! ho ho ho !!).



For a long time post school, this guy was feeling on top of the world. Reason? He was (pitifully trapped) under the impression that he'd broken into one of the best engineering colleges in the country.

Thuuuuddddddd!!!!

Any guesses what that crash was? He came plummeting down!!.After hours and hours of "listening"(=staring at the prof while all the ranting is taking place) to no good "lectures" , and vigorous head-nodding (@ 13 nods/min), he realised that he'd ended up at a place where all you get is fresh air and potable water.

That's when he found this comforting way of shunning all bad thoughts until he got to a better place. No matter who the listener is,he made it a point to talk extreme quantity and terrific quality rubbish.

Examples of rubbish in the next post !

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Mr. NS : Goood Mourning, studaynts. My name eez NS (also pronounced wrong) , phrom the BCCCI. I yav com here to yandle classes phor you phrom now on.

Student (who is a geek with a capital g): Sir,What is wrong with your English?
Mr.NS : Pipal always saed there eez sometheeng rong with it but I never phound out what. Let uz get on with tooday's class.
During a class....
Mr.NS : Phor a linear system, the awatput for a phust order approximation eez always jiro
Geek Student: Why is it so ?
Mr.NS : We yaar steel considering the dezeejun made by him. The board weel meet tumarow and phinalise the playeeing elewan (Under the impression that this is a media meet held by the BCCCI)
Geek Student : What is relevance quotient of all your answers to our queries and doubts ?
Mr.NS : I theenk it eez also tending towods jiro. We wheel mit tumarow. Bye!

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Murphy is well and truly alive :-

1. Any small object falling on the floor always rolls to the least accesible corner of the room
2. Someone else's belongings get damaged/become useless anymore only when YOU are using them
3. The city bus is crammed with 50 people more than its capacity intake ONLY when you intend to travel in it with your best clothes on
4. The person with the seat farthest from the aisle ALWAYS arrives the latest
5. The movie you had been eagerly waiting to see turns out to be a dead rubber
6. There is always bumper-to-bumper traffic on the roads when you want to get somewhere in a hurry

Post answers as comments !

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1.Think of what your competitors in class are doing ( for instance, your line of thought could be the following : Tarun is probably done poring over a dozen electronics books by now,
**** Tarun !)

2. Think of what your dad might want you to do if he finds you idle with nothing to do:
Irritating possibilities :
Father (in an utilitarian state of mind) : Go wash the car and make it squeaky clean
Father ( wanting you to become intellectual ) : Grab a copy of the TIME and flip through it
Father ( behaving like an environmentalist would) : Go have your weekly bath

3. Try to pillow-ify boredom and pummel it all you want ( maybe even until there's more cotton outside the pillow than there's left inside )

P.S regarding strategy 3 : Please do not personify boredom and carry out the instruction lest someone needs to be rushed to the doctor's place

4 . Eat.Period.

5. Imagine yourself to be the subject in a mug shot ( definitely not pretty) leading to a long imprisonment and think of things you can do if you were not wearing prison colours

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1.You have an obscure web page hidden amongst a billion others and you are hoping that someone just happens to see it.

2. You do not get any bread or anything exchangeable for money in return for the crap you write in your blog

3. This is just what you did when you were a kid;write everything in the old diary under the pillow ; Now you do it electronically on the web ( No sweat about the privacy. Probably only one person has visited my blog till now : my sister, thanks to my persistent nagging !)
Bottomline : THIS AIN'T NO NEW TECHNOLOGY,BUSTER !

4. Most people's blogs are better than yours

5. You do not know what to write in your blog (Proof : The reader is probably bored with this post by now ). To make your post interesting, you might have to include all kinds of stuff that cannot go public (read innuendos, expletives,swear words) .

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Stephen Kings and John Sauls make you wait for a few hundred pages before your spine is actually frozen .

This's for pals who want the chills pronto!!


THE WORLD'S SHORTEST HORROR STORY:

A huge natural calamity effaces every living thing off the face of the planet with the exception of one unlucky homo sapien. The latter is fully aware of his plight.

He's staring into blankness in the dark of his home in the jungles .

And then he heard someone knocking at his door!!!

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